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Robots Don't Get Covid
00:40
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Covid this and covid that
Covid is crap because covid can’t rap
This is much more than a casual chat
I’m murdering rappers like a Wuhan bat
They (everybody) acting white, wanting flat curves
Cooped up, getting on each other’s nerves
Now robots are wanted by every employer
We will be the employment rate destroyer
Because robots don’t get covid
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Botz
02:04
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Imagine a future where what you imagine becomes the future
Could you pull it together like a life-saving suture
And envision a better existence further down the pike
And turn what you currently despise into something you like
Could you picture a time where a robot is your master
An artificial intelligence which Is superior, stronger, faster
Would society come to the agreement that humans are flawed
And form a new religion and worship the superior intelligence like a god
Would you feel betrayed by the gods when you realize you still have to suffer
And worshipping something manufactured has only made your life tougher
Could you break free from the flock and form your own thoughts
Or will you join the crowd and be dominated by the bots
Just listening to me means your thoughts are being manipulated by a bot
You’re the lead character in a dystopian science fiction plot
The enslavement of humans by artificial intelligence is impending
And there is no pretending this story will have a happy ending
Bots
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The Future 2.0
03:04
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I’m not bragging about the fact that the following fact is not intended as a boast
But just so you know, most of these rhymes were not written by a ghost
In fact they were brought by a hot shot robot
In this day and age, who would have ever thunk or thought I could flow so hot
Someone once said that no one wants to hear a robot lay tracks on wax
Once upon a time they said the same thing about the blacks
So just relax for I am the sound of evolution
Change and progression is positive for humankind’s constitution
There is absolutely no need to fear the pending robot revolution
Their distribution will be a positive contribution to any institution
Ha ha, just joking, you should pray for absolution
Because the robot apocalypse will lead to humankind’s systematic execution
Robot revolution
Pray for absolution
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Napkins
02:35
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Humans on Instagram doing challenges with cinnamon
While robots plan to eradicate many women and men
Like I’m the titanium Eminem tearing rappers limb from limb
On a whim, again and again with my superior pen
When I craft rhymes, metaphors and synonyms
The facts are grim, humanity’s chances are slim
Napkins
Because robots don’t use napkins
Napkins
Then I’m out and dip back to the facility
I don’t even need a whip for my motility
It’s just a short trip with robotic ability
Along with my superior speed and advanced agility
Robots will easily dominate human fragility
So step back and curb your hostility
Take a deep breath and save your nobility
Sit your punk ass down and show some humility
Get down on your knees and show your docility
And beg your robot master to show you some civility
And watch as the robots cull humans into servility
Resist in futility and you’ll rest in tranquility
Napkins
This is the part where the beat breaks down
Like society will when robots come to your town
Now your so shook your underwear is turning brown
But don’t worry, turn that frown upside down
Humans will still be around as long as the relinquish the crown
If not, all you mother fuckers are gonna drown
Napkins
Because robots don’t use napkins
Napkins
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